Dating back to the late 1700s, two wooden dildos measuring in at a whopping 10 and 11 inches are on auction for £3,600, which in American dollars is close to $5357. Described as “extraordinary and exceptionally rare” by the Brentwood, Essex auction house selling them, these toys are “a pair of wooden phallus contained within a fitted kid leather covered Treen case with strap fleurs-de-lys decoration, one phallus 10 inches and with testicles and the other 11 inches and without testicles.” Awesome.

(Via Telegraph UK

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