Anal toys can be a little daunting for amateur butt lovers… and with a name like “Anus Dagger,” most would-be anal lovers have probably been completely turned off, never to venture back there again. If you can overlook the traumatizing name, the Anus Dagger, $54, might actually bring you some back door joy. The small insert has a central motor that can accomplish four different speeds depending on your preference. The other thing that makes it cool is that it comes with a strap on ring so you can wear in on your hand for maximum control whether you’re by yourself or with a partner.