There’s always that one sneakster on the train trying to look over your shoulder and peer at what you’re watching on your iPod. And when all you want to do is watch porn, the As Seen On TV Hat can be the ultimate way to hide it. This uber cool looking hat (lol) or VISOR (I think a cool visor is an oxymoron)  fits on your head and holds your video iPod or iTouch in the front of the extended brim, magnified by a lens for easy viewing. Available in navy, khaki, and camo, this hat retails for $19.99 (plus shipping and handling, of course!), and also features light blocking materials on the sides, which makes it easy to watch porn at the beach or on extra sunny days.