Condom Mousepad Because Heaven Knows What You’re Doing Online

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69adget
Posted June 22nd, 2010 at 12:10 am
The folks over at innokids know what you've been upto online. To that effect, they know what nasty dirty things you've been doing online while leaving your poor mouse totally unprotected! That is why they have created the Creative Anti-slip Condom Mouse Pad Mat. The mouse pad features an anti-slip rubber bottom that will stay in place while in, ehh, use. Because remember kids, safe surfing is a serious matter! You can pick up the Creative Anti-slip Condom Mouse Pad Mat for $11.99....
Phoneballs Case is As Bad As It Sounds

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69adget
Posted June 8th, 2010 at 5:31 pm
We can't knock (get it!) this idea so much, because the Phoneballs iPhone Case is really a good idea at heart. This iPhone case is designed with a pair of balls at the end of it in an effort to help raise funds for testicular cancer research. The Phoneballs case retails for $15 and 10% of its proceeds go to help a good cause.
(Via Gizmodo)...
The Bullet Just Went High Tech with Remote and 7 Functions

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69adget
Posted May 3rd, 2010 at 7:00 am
Most of the time, bullet vibrators are designed to be used with a partner but won't really stand up when you're using them solo. This bullet is a little different. Designed with seven functions, this 7 function remote bullet, $59.95, has multiple speeds and a remote control. The remote control feature is awesome if you want to give your partner full control over what you're experiencing in the bedroom. Also, the remote works up to 26 feet away so you could conceivably use this bullet in a club, ...
Canada Gets its First Porno TV Station

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69adget
Posted April 29th, 2010 at 8:09 am
Vanessa, Canada's first French-language TV porn station will start airing on October 28, much to the pleasure of Canadian porn fans. Other Canadian adult channels have existed in the past, like the infamous Naked News station (where female reporters would read the daily headlines in the nude), but none that can be truly defined as an adult pornographic channel. The HD channel is 100% adult and will feature erotic-based dramas, reality shows, and sex-themed documentaries. Think HBO After Dark.
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Nudists Take a Government Approved Holiday Off the Coast of Wales

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69adget
Posted April 29th, 2010 at 7:59 am
It's not everyday that you see a group of nudists vacationing in a small island off the coast of Wales. Organized by the British Naturism group, the nudie nature hike took four years to plan and implement. The event was organized by Andrea and Phil Griffiths, members of both the Flat Holm Society and British Naturism.
She said: 'I've been going over to the island as a volunteer for more than 20 years - and have been trying to get this trip organized for at least four. I just thought they woul...
Extremely Sexual Guinness Ad Banned…Obviously.

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69adget
Posted April 26th, 2010 at 10:25 pm
Guinness, one of the oldest and most respected beer companies was clearly convinced that it would be a good idea to take an extremely risque direction in their newest beer commercial. The commercial that encourages, ahem, sharing, depicts how far two friends will go when it comes to sharing. (more...)...
Adorable Hand Stamped Metal Jewelry Proclaims Your Freaky Side

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69adget
Posted April 23rd, 2010 at 10:53 pm
Jewelry really says a lot about someone's personality. Whether you're wearing pearls or Tiffany's, someone out there will think they know you thanks to your personal adornments. So why not express who you truly are with these hand stamped metal pendants? Expressing sentiments like "Queen Bitch," "C*NT", and "Slipper When Wet," these necklaces will truly catch their attention. Ranging from $28 and up, these hand made pendants are the perfect Mother's Day gift or anniversary present...ok maybe not...
Beyonce Blow-Up Doll: Crazy In Love with Cock?

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69adget
Posted April 20th, 2010 at 12:51 am
Geez, if Beyonce only knew that someone created a blow-up doll in her likeness. The doll is described as "crazy in love with cock," "bootylicious babe," and "this single lady has all the right moves," That being said, we totally want this blow-up doll. The doll is said to have "three thrilling love holes," which we're certainly into. Beyonce, we'll put a ring on it....
Jesse Jane Smoking Pistol Rabbit Vibrator Review

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69adget
Posted April 20th, 2010 at 12:34 am
There's a reason why the Rabbit Vibrator is a toy that has lasted throughout the years and gained infamy among women, men, and pop culture. It's pretty much the only toy that can make you scream in ways your man never could. The traditional Rabbit design encapsulates three elements: a shaft filled with pearls that rotate, a swirly head, and a clitoral stimulator. The Jesse Jane Smoking Pistol Rabbit Vibrator, $99.95, from Digital Playground has taken the Rabbit technology to the next level by bl...
Hustler Launches New Toy Line, Finally Larry

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69adget
Posted April 19th, 2010 at 2:29 pm
One Larry we're happy to associate with sex (rather than Larry King...shudder) is Larry Flynt,
and we're happy to report that he and his Huster brand has just announced their first line of
toys. Hooray!
Theresa Flynt of Hustler stated, "The Hustler brand has always represented a nonconformist,
renegade attitude, and that’s what we set out to convey when creating this line,” Flynt said.
“We’re creating necessary luxuries that allow users to be adventurous and feel sexually libe...