An uber sophisticated way for us to keep our beers cold, “Bobble Babes” takes koozie technology to the next level. A koozie featuring a top heavy “babe,” stays hot while keeping the beer cold. Complete with jiggling silicone tetas, the Bobble Babe koozie is made of neoprene for both bottles and cans. At only $7.95 she even comes in different outfits for day-to-day use and more fancy occasions such as Christmas. Classy.