Because obviously if you’re feeling stressed the best thing to do is grab a boob or two, the Japanese bring us the breast shaped stressed ball for $29.50. Technically called Oppai in Japanese, (another word for huge tetas), this squishy stress ball weighs in at 4.5 pounds and 5.5″ in diameter, which equals a whopping G-cup in bra size. The perfect desk companion for your cube or desk, the aesthetic Oppai will have you feeling less stressed with every cheap feel.