Adorable Necklace Proclaims Your Love for Your Lady’s Sweet Stuff
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69adget
Posted February 22nd, 2010 at 12:32 am
If you just love pussy, then why not proclaim your love for it on a heart shaped necklace! This pussy pendant, $42, will keep the thing you love most close to your heart at all times. Half dog tag, half delicate pendant, this baby is stamped with the word "PUSSY."...
As Seen On TV Hat Solves Your Porn in Public Dillema
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Admin
Posted February 15th, 2010 at 8:28 am
There's always that one sneakster on the train trying to look over your shoulder and peer at what you're watching on your iPod. And when all you want to do is watch porn, the As Seen On TV Hat can be the ultimate way to hide it. This uber cool looking hat (lol) (more...)...
Spencer’s Boobies Make Me Smile Bracelets Help Kick Cancer’s Ass
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69adget
Posted February 10th, 2010 at 3:54 pm
Spencer's is offering up a unique new way to "Kick Cancer's Ass." All you have to do is buy a rubber bracelet with some unique sayings on them: " I love boobies.", " I touch my boobies" or the best one "Boobies make me smile." 100% of your donation by buying said bracelet will go to each respective charity. Each bracelet is being represented by (more...)...
The Cutest Jewelry to Whisper Sweet Nothings, like “Let’s Make Out”
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69adget
Posted January 30th, 2010 at 11:12 am
Bonadrag's Sweet Nothing jewelry line is literally the cutest and sweetest way to whisper sweet nothings like "sweet tits," "let's make out," and finger bang," this Valentine's Day season. The .18 inch brass charm, $40, is hand hammered and engraved with this delightful message. Hung on a matching brass chain, these imports from New York City are a perfect Valentine's Day gift....
Good Ol’ Vibrating Panties, a Party Favorite
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69adget
Posted January 27th, 2010 at 9:01 am
There's nothing better than a pair of vibrating panties when you're out to dinner, at a family function, or maybe even the mall, to make that day just a little brighter. And that's why (more...)...
Knife Necklace Sex Toy for those Who Enjoy Pleasure and Pain
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69adget
Posted January 27th, 2010 at 8:52 am
At first glance, people may just think you're a badass who wears a switchblade as a necklace. But if they only knew that it was actually a sex toy, designed to look like a knife! Doubly badass. The Incoqnito Blade Necklace (more...)...
Porn Trek the Next Masturbation T-Shirt
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69adget
Posted January 16th, 2010 at 10:55 am
You can proclaim your love for Star Trek and masturbation in the same T-shirt. Excellent. The Star Trek masturbation t-shirt is available at Etsy for $19.95....
C-Case Condom Case: Way Cooler Than Carrying Condoms In Your Wallet
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69adget
Posted October 31st, 2009 at 12:20 pm
Storing condoms in a sunglasses case, a wallet, or your old jean pockets is sooo 2008. Instead of frantically rummaging through your things to find a condom when things get spicy, grab a C-Case. The C-Case by B3, $16, lets you carry condoms or lube samples in your pocket or purse without getting them getting smooshed or lost. It's made of aluminum and can fit up to three condoms so you know you'll be prepared for sex on-the-go....
Dominatrix Bag Makes it Easy to Take Your Toys from the Bedroom to the Street
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69adget
Posted October 26th, 2009 at 1:09 am
To match your style in the bedroom, you can bring your For Your Nymphomation Dominatrix bag on the street for $9.99. This patent leather purse features a lace up corset and a matching whip to channel your inner Dominatrix when out on the town or when toting toys to your lover's for a late night booty call. The best part? Unlock the lady's top to reveal her tatas underneath! Woohoo. On the inside of the "bra" there's also vanity mirrors for touch-ups. Not only a conversation piece, this bag will ...
Trouser Expander Makes For A Bigger…Ego
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69adget
Posted October 25th, 2009 at 1:51 am
The Trouser Expander is the perfect gag gift for anyone with a deflated ego. The penis-esque air bag fits comfortably in your pants and expands on demand with the handheld pump. At around $8, it's the cheapest way to increase the size of your trouser snake without pills, creams, or surgery. The Trouser Expander gives you an added 8 inches of length and some serious gerth-age. Great for hitting on girls at a bar or for boosting your confidence while on the prowl.
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