Adorable Hand Stamped Metal Jewelry Proclaims Your Freaky Side

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69adget
Posted April 23rd, 2010 at 10:53 pm
Jewelry really says a lot about someone's personality. Whether you're wearing pearls or Tiffany's, someone out there will think they know you thanks to your personal adornments. So why not express who you truly are with these hand stamped metal pendants? Expressing sentiments like "Queen Bitch," "C*NT", and "Slipper When Wet," these necklaces will truly catch their attention. Ranging from $28 and up, these hand made pendants are the perfect Mother's Day gift or anniversary present...ok maybe not...
Bedazzle Your Vajayjay with Vajazzle

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69adget
Posted April 10th, 2010 at 2:02 pm
Pussy bling. Crystal Coochin'. The newest trend in hooking up is Vajazzle. Vajazzling is the process of applying Swarovski® crystals to your nether regions in interesting patterns and designs. Applied by a professional Vajazzler, the process includes adhering crystals down there completely painlessly. One client said (more...)...
H.S. Student Sent Home for “Gay” T-Shirt

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69adget
Posted April 8th, 2010 at 7:45 am
In today's day and age, it seems normal to announce whether you're gay, straight, or somewhere in between. Not the case for Cole Goforth of Tennessee. Sent home for wearing his "I <3 Lady Gay Gay" Lady Gaga fan t-shirt, Cole seems to have been the victim of discrimination. (more...)...
Mood Lipstick Tells Men You’re Ready for Sex

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69adget
Posted March 16th, 2010 at 8:16 am
A new mood lipstick is supposed to change color based on your level of horniness. Sheer gloss would mean not horny at all, whereas a deep crimson would mean you're ready to do the damn thing. The “Mood Swing Emotionally Active Lip Gloss,” $18, comes with a color chart explaining the various colors and their matching moods. What a great conversation starter....
Vulva Original Vagina Scented Perfume Will Get You Laid?

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69adget
Posted March 13th, 2010 at 9:17 am
I would say the scent of vaj teeters between turning guys or gals on, to severely turning them off. It's a fine line. But then again, so are some scents. For those of you that are turned on by some tasty vaj, there's Vulva Original. This is a sweet combination of urine, sweat, and lady arousal juice, and rather than (more...)...
Too Faced Walk of Shame Survival Kit so You Look Less like a Hot Mess Leaving Your Hottie’s House

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69adget
Posted March 13th, 2010 at 8:59 am
We've all done it. The infamous walk of shame. And there is nothing worse than leaving your cutie's house and facing the non-hungover world in last night's outfit, high heels, and smeared makeup. With Too Faced cosmetic's Walk of Shame Kit, $38, (more like a survival kit or first aid kit), you can make yourself up a little bit so you look like less of a crackhead on your walk home and more of the (more...)...
Adorable Necklace Proclaims Your Love for Your Lady’s Sweet Stuff

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69adget
Posted February 22nd, 2010 at 12:32 am
If you just love pussy, then why not proclaim your love for it on a heart shaped necklace! This pussy pendant, $42, will keep the thing you love most close to your heart at all times. Half dog tag, half delicate pendant, this baby is stamped with the word "PUSSY."...
As Seen On TV Hat Solves Your Porn in Public Dillema

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Admin
Posted February 15th, 2010 at 8:28 am
There's always that one sneakster on the train trying to look over your shoulder and peer at what you're watching on your iPod. And when all you want to do is watch porn, the As Seen On TV Hat can be the ultimate way to hide it. This uber cool looking hat (lol) (more...)...
Spencer’s Boobies Make Me Smile Bracelets Help Kick Cancer’s Ass

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69adget
Posted February 10th, 2010 at 3:54 pm
Spencer's is offering up a unique new way to "Kick Cancer's Ass." All you have to do is buy a rubber bracelet with some unique sayings on them: " I love boobies.", " I touch my boobies" or the best one "Boobies make me smile." 100% of your donation by buying said bracelet will go to each respective charity. Each bracelet is being represented by (more...)...
The Cutest Jewelry to Whisper Sweet Nothings, like “Let’s Make Out”

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69adget
Posted January 30th, 2010 at 11:12 am
Bonadrag's Sweet Nothing jewelry line is literally the cutest and sweetest way to whisper sweet nothings like "sweet tits," "let's make out," and finger bang," this Valentine's Day season. The .18 inch brass charm, $40, is hand hammered and engraved with this delightful message. Hung on a matching brass chain, these imports from New York City are a perfect Valentine's Day gift....