Good Ol’ Vibrating Panties, a Party Favorite
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69adget
Posted January 27th, 2010 at 9:01 am
There's nothing better than a pair of vibrating panties when you're out to dinner, at a family function, or maybe even the mall, to make that day just a little brighter. And that's why (more...)...
Knife Necklace Sex Toy for those Who Enjoy Pleasure and Pain
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69adget
Posted January 27th, 2010 at 8:52 am
At first glance, people may just think you're a badass who wears a switchblade as a necklace. But if they only knew that it was actually a sex toy, designed to look like a knife! Doubly badass. The Incoqnito Blade Necklace (more...)...
Porn Trek the Next Masturbation T-Shirt
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69adget
Posted January 16th, 2010 at 10:55 am
You can proclaim your love for Star Trek and masturbation in the same T-shirt. Excellent. The Star Trek masturbation t-shirt is available at Etsy for $19.95....
C-Case Condom Case: Way Cooler Than Carrying Condoms In Your Wallet
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69adget
Posted October 31st, 2009 at 12:20 pm
Storing condoms in a sunglasses case, a wallet, or your old jean pockets is sooo 2008. Instead of frantically rummaging through your things to find a condom when things get spicy, grab a C-Case. The C-Case by B3, $16, lets you carry condoms or lube samples in your pocket or purse without getting them getting smooshed or lost. It's made of aluminum and can fit up to three condoms so you know you'll be prepared for sex on-the-go....
Dominatrix Bag Makes it Easy to Take Your Toys from the Bedroom to the Street
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69adget
Posted October 26th, 2009 at 1:09 am
To match your style in the bedroom, you can bring your For Your Nymphomation Dominatrix bag on the street for $9.99. This patent leather purse features a lace up corset and a matching whip to channel your inner Dominatrix when out on the town or when toting toys to your lover's for a late night booty call. The best part? Unlock the lady's top to reveal her tatas underneath! Woohoo. On the inside of the "bra" there's also vanity mirrors for touch-ups. Not only a conversation piece, this bag will ...
Trouser Expander Makes For A Bigger…Ego
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69adget
Posted October 25th, 2009 at 1:51 am
The Trouser Expander is the perfect gag gift for anyone with a deflated ego. The penis-esque air bag fits comfortably in your pants and expands on demand with the handheld pump. At around $8, it's the cheapest way to increase the size of your trouser snake without pills, creams, or surgery. The Trouser Expander gives you an added 8 inches of length and some serious gerth-age. Great for hitting on girls at a bar or for boosting your confidence while on the prowl.
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Naughty Girl Cufflinks Redefine Boring Suits
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Admin
Posted October 22nd, 2009 at 2:57 am
Perfect for a boring Wall Street suit, these Naughty Girl cufflinks cost about $19.95 and remind you of all the fun you had at the strip club last weekend. The definition of class, the moving image cuff links feature a stripper pole dancer, a girl with a boa, and my personal favorite, a chick with the gun. If that's not classy, then I don't know what is. The image on the cufflink is one of those cool hologram moving pictures that were really popular in the 90s. Look at it one way, she's standi...
Push Up Bra Measures Horniness & Adds Cleavage
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69adget
Posted October 19th, 2009 at 11:59 pm
Men, I don't know if you know this, but women wear certain bras for daytime, and certain bras for night time. Women are NOT going to wear their "lounge around the house bra" and granny panties on a hot date. Absolutely not! That's why this new bra technology is making it easy to go from day to night. Lingerie designers are testing a new bra that measures a lady's body heat levels (something that is supposed to directly correlate with levels of arousal) and gives her more or less cleavage dependi...
Top 5 Sexy Nerd Halloween Costumes
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69adget
Posted October 19th, 2009 at 2:32 am
Halloween is probably the best holiday ever because it includes pumpkins, candy, and lets you dress like a complete hoe and get away with it. With these sexy Halloween costumes you will not only get a response from guys and girls around the planet, but you will become an icon to nerds everywhere.
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Storm Trooper Garter Belt Perfect for Darth Vader Wedding
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69adget
Posted October 19th, 2009 at 1:45 am
A perfect surprise for your geeky husband-to-be, these sexy garters fit on your upper thigh and are designed to wear under your wedding dress. Choose from a Star Wars Storm Trooper or PacMan/Mrs. Pacman design. Completely made by hand, this perfect combination of nerdy and girly will have your (more...)...
