For the Girl that Has Everything, Get Her the Booty Parlor Love Kit
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Admin
Posted January 6th, 2010 at 12:53 am
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High Tech Spank Rag Protects Your Sheets From Love Stains
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69adget
Posted December 18th, 2009 at 9:20 am
Let's admit it, sometimes love making gets a tad dirty. That's why we need our LuvMat! The LuvMat, $49, super absorbent shammy is made of a sexy material that feels nice against your skin all while keeping your sheets clean and protected from lube, oil, love juice - whatever.
Manufacturer stated benefits include:
Shields bedding during intimate encounters
Ideal for the female ejaculator or ‘squirter’
Protects linens from lubes and oils
Effective during that time of the...
Don’t Look Now, These Stuffed Animals Have Vajajays!
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Admin
Posted November 30th, 2009 at 1:22 pm
What look like regular stuffed animals, have an adult twist with... you guessed it... vaginas! Another great Etsy find, these cute stuffed animals will upgrade your kid collection for $35.
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Top Five Sex Toys to Be Thankful For This Thanksgiving
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69adget
Posted November 24th, 2009 at 1:19 am
We all have many things to be thankful for this Thanksgiving. One of them is all the booty we've been getting lately. And if we haven't been getting any booty, we can at least be thankful for all the amazing toys that have helped rock our world in between bad boyfriends and sub par lady friends. This Thanksgiving, as much as we love spending time with our family members, most of the time we find ourselves trying to sneak away for an alone moment. Whether you're sneaking away alone, or you have...
Cheeky Duvet Covers Perf for a Dorm Room or Bachelor’s Pad
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69adget
Posted November 20th, 2009 at 11:01 am
These cheeky duvet covers might fool onlookers that you actually have a hot neked bod sleeping in bed with you or that you are not wearing those matronly pajamas under the sheets. Choose from a single male, female, or get both in bed with you. A compromise for couple's who may not agree that those flowery grandma-esque covers match their tastes. Available in single, double, queen, and king, and ranging from $40 to $58 USD, these bedsheets are the perfect way to say "yup I look good naked" in you...
Jingle Jugs Dancing Wall Ornament: 100% Classy
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69adget
Posted November 19th, 2009 at 8:52 am
Some people consider their significant other a trophy or eye candy for their friends. Others have to rely on the plastic version. If you want a real-life trophy for your wall or to adorn your office, look no further, Jingle Jugs are here! This 100% classy novelty gift, $34.98, plays the hit song "Titties and Beer" while the boobs jiggle and bounce throughout. The best part? It's (more...)...
Tune Into your Lady’s Feelings with the Boob Radio
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69adget
Posted November 11th, 2009 at 12:20 am
Not in tune with your lady's feelings? The Boob radio can help. The Boob radio lets you go to second base throughout your day while listening to your favorite jams. Adjust the nipples to change the channel and volume with this battery powered gag gift available for £14.49 (US$20.72)...
Creepy Uterus Pillow Perfect For Gynocologist’s Office
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69adget
Posted November 2nd, 2009 at 2:04 am
If you love the female bod, you may want to take your love one step further with this Uterus pillow from Etsy. It's oversized, plushy, and pretty much as gross as the real thing. For $48 you too can own this ode to the ladies - YIKES!...
Perverted Postman Steals 10 Years Worth of Porn
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Admin
Posted October 30th, 2009 at 9:42 am
Police recently hit the porn mother load when they raided the home of a Royal British postal worker who had a boatload of stolen porn, sex toys and ladies underwear stashed in his apartment. The postie had been stealing from the mail for the past ten years - now that's a lot of schwag. He described his unusual obsession by stating that " [it's] something that's overtaken my mind."
Alec Clark, 35, was suspended in May when the police received a tip from an anonymous source about the possible p...
Condom Pillow Screams Safe Sex
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69adget
Posted October 28th, 2009 at 3:41 am
These Lifestyle condom pillows, for $80 buckaroos, are multi functional: use them to sleep on, to sleep with, or in prep for sleeping with someone else, thanks to the pillow's comfy design or built-in condom pocket. The only dillema is whether or not it's super creepy that your date has condom pillows decorating his appartment, or if it's a proclaimation of his STD free status. Either way, the pillows feature an uber creepy oversized cloth condom for late night shenanigans - big enough to fit on...
