USB Boob Lamp for the Lonely Man on Father’s Day?
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Admin
Posted June 10th, 2010 at 10:55 am
We get product pitches all the time, but the USB Boob Lamp might be the best one yet. So much so, that we're gonna share it with you.
"Apparently, this USB Boob Lamp is specially made for lonely men who want some sexy touching of boobs while they’re sitting in front of the computer. Simply push the nipple to switch the LED light on or off. It should serve as a great Father’s day gift for any lonely fathers."
You can pick up the USB Boob Lamp for $10.99
(Thanks GearDia...
Beyonce Blow-Up Doll: Crazy In Love with Cock?
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69adget
Posted April 20th, 2010 at 12:51 am
Geez, if Beyonce only knew that someone created a blow-up doll in her likeness. The doll is described as "crazy in love with cock," "bootylicious babe," and "this single lady has all the right moves," That being said, we totally want this blow-up doll. The doll is said to have "three thrilling love holes," which we're certainly into. Beyonce, we'll put a ring on it....
Hustler Launches New Toy Line, Finally Larry
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69adget
Posted April 19th, 2010 at 2:29 pm
One Larry we're happy to associate with sex (rather than Larry King...shudder) is Larry Flynt,
and we're happy to report that he and his Huster brand has just announced their first line of
toys. Hooray!
Theresa Flynt of Hustler stated, "The Hustler brand has always represented a nonconformist,
renegade attitude, and that’s what we set out to convey when creating this line,” Flynt said.
“We’re creating necessary luxuries that allow users to be adventurous and feel sexually libe...
GuyMaster Makes Working the Thighs So Much Better – With Built-In Dildo
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69adget
Posted April 13th, 2010 at 6:50 am
If you remember the exercise craze of the 90s, the ThighMaster, then you will be excited to know there is a new and improved version for tight thighs: the GuyMaster. It looks like the thigh master but has the added bonus of a built-in dildo that will go in and out of you WHILE (more...)...
Inflatable Spread Legs for the Serious Onahole Connoisseur
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69adget
Posted April 6th, 2010 at 8:03 am
The onahole has become a staple for many guys around the world. You know, those fleshy pocket pussies that you love so much. Well, for the serious connoisseur there's the Acrobatic M Spread Leg, $41, s to hold your onahole (more...)...
Double Sided Onahole Is Like a Threesome…Kind Of?
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69adget
Posted March 19th, 2010 at 12:16 am
Ohhh the onahole. Sometimes a pussy, sometimes an ass, sometimes molded to look and feel like your favorite porn star. Out of all the onaholes out there, this is the first I've seen that lets you do it with two ladies in the same session. Each side (more...)...
If You Love Sasha, You Will Love Sasha Grey’s Deep Penetration Vibrating Pussy and Ass
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69adget
Posted March 12th, 2010 at 8:15 am
For Sasha Grey fans, you will be happy to know the superstar has released a replica of her own pussy and ass, appropriately named the Sasha Grey Deep Penetration Vibrating Pussy and Ass. The star partnered with sex toy original gangsters Doc Johnson to create the first ever deep penetration sex toy directly molded from Sasha Grey herself. (more...)...
Titty F**k Your Way to Happiness with Trap Breasts
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69adget
Posted March 9th, 2010 at 12:44 am
Most of the time you see an onahole that functions only as a pocket pussy. For those who like to titty fuck there are few options. Fear not breast men! There is now the W Trap Breasts, $42, to act as a pocket titty or asshole for your to have fun with. The asshole side lets your member slide right in while the breast side also has a hole that lets you titty fuck your way to happiness. Yay!...
Jenne Haze and Sasha Grey Get Laid the Most in RealTouch Virtual World
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69adget
Posted March 9th, 2010 at 12:43 am
The RealTouch virtual sex system is like a visual and sensory mind f**k because it mimics a real vaj or asshole with movement, heat, and wetness to respond to your favorite porn while you watch it on specially coded video clips. That means when the porn star on screen moves a certain way and you'll feel it with your nono deep inside the RealTouch haptic system. If this sounds like an awesome idea, then imaging doing your favorite porn star. This month, porn stars Jenna Haze and Sasha Grey have b...
Support Plus Vibrating Cock Ring Helps Keeps You Hard
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69adget
Posted March 6th, 2010 at 8:35 am
Sometimes it seems like by the time you work in some sex toys to your routine, you've lost your hard on. The Support Plus Vibrating Cock Ring, $29.95, is here to help. The two tiered "cage-like" design is supposed to help keep your cock extra hard because it squeezes the shaft in an even way. Aside from just the ring, the second tier of scalloped plastic will help you stay hard and help him or her stay excited. Aside from those little scallops of pleasure, the cock ring has a three speed vibra...
