Electrify your Sex Life with Zeus Electrosex
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69adget
Posted October 12th, 2009 at 1:21 am
Zeus Electrosex's goal is to give you a hands free orgasm by using electronic pulses. Sound scary? Stimulation is a well known concept in sex toys, but Zeus Electrosex takes stimulation one step further by using an electric current rather than an electronic device to provide what they describe as the most rockin' orgasm... ever. These toys take a little balls to try, but the idea is to send a stimulating pulse directly to the nerve from the inside out, rather than from the outside in. It works l...
Bobble Babe Keeps Beers Cold While Staying Hot
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69adget
Posted September 28th, 2009 at 4:53 am
An uber sophisticated way for us to keep our beers cold, "Bobble Babes" takes koozie technology to the next level. A koozie featuring a top heavy "babe," stays hot while keeping the beer cold. Complete with jiggling silicone tetas, the Bobble Babe koozie is made of neoprene for both bottles and cans. At only $7.95 she even comes in different outfits for day-to-day use and more fancy occasions such as Christmas. Classy....
Sex Machine Brings Your Ho Hum Sex Toys To Life
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69adget
Posted September 26th, 2009 at 4:50 am
Often compared to the Robotech Thruster (yikes!), manufacturers claim that the Ona Max Revolution, $235, is the only "sex machine" you need. Use it conjunction with a dildo, anal plug, or even Fleshlight for a completely motorized experience that brings your ho hum sex toys to life. Onahole, apparently a fancy word for a plastic vaj, lets you strap it on, stand it up, or use it like a handheld machine and harness all the power of two internal 6 volt vibrating rotators. Plug it in, charge it up, ...
Texxxt Message Seductions Keep Sext Messages Saucy
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69adget
Posted September 24th, 2009 at 5:01 am
Keeping "sext" messages creative is not an easy task. When your creative dirty thoughts just aren't flowing and you feel like you've said it all, get Texxxt Message Seductions. This instant inspiration game comes with a year's worth of sext messages to send to your lover every other week. Open one of the cell phone shaped cards and you'll find a script you can text your lover throughout the day to prepare him or her for the night ahead. These sext messages range from racy to creative or cheesy d...
USB Shaking Hip Toy Shakes It At Your Desk
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69adget
Posted September 24th, 2009 at 4:49 am
Even if you're not shaking your ass at your desk, your little USB friend can be. Available at HimeyaShop.com for $20, just plug her into your USB port and let her dance. She's a perfect and completely appropriate gift for your boss this holiday season....
Jerk Off in Style with The Fleshlight
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69adget
Posted September 17th, 2009 at 5:00 am
No one will guess that inside what looks like an energy drink can is actually the #1 selling male sex toy in the world: the Fleshlight. The top of the Fleshlight unscrews to reveal, surprise, a vagina or asshole! Fleshlight's patented SuperSkin technology looks and feels just like the real thing minus the dinner, drinks, and conversation. Pick your orifice of choice (including a stealth slit, butt, vagina, or mouth) and you can even choose the color and canal texture including pink, clear ice, o...
