I Can F*** Furniture Too, and Look Hotter Doing It
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69adget
Posted October 9th, 2009 at 2:45 am
I recently came across an article from mega tech site Gizmodo about one of their writer’s experience with the Fleshlight. We’ve all heard about semi-mythic stories about guys jerking off into what looks like an energy drink - sometimes interesting, sometimes intriguing, but most of the time plain old creeptastic. But I guarantee that I can screw furniture just as successfully and look way hotter doing it. That’s where the Vibrating Chair comes in. (more...)...
The Cone is a Hands-Free Vibrator for the Bedroom or the Drive to Work
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69adget
Posted October 8th, 2009 at 4:14 pm
At first glance, people may ask "what is THAT?!" Well, it's the Cone. Designed to replace awkward handheld vibrators, the Cone is one of those ergonomically designed gadgets that offers a new way to incorporate vibrations into the bedroom. The Cone is one of the first non-phallic vibrators that features 16 different pulse patterns and levels of intensity depending on your mood. You can sit on, lay on it, squat on it, use it during sex, snuggle with it, rub up against it, talk to it, etc. The pos...
Light-Up Ki-Wi Vibrator Resembles Torture Device
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69adget
Posted October 7th, 2009 at 2:18 am
At first, the Ki-Wi Vibrator might look like it's some crazy torture device or tear drop, but it actually ends up feeling pretty damn great and won't make you cry. The pointy, scary looking tip is made of a flexible silicone that can be guided into your innermost crevices thanks to the LED pink or blue light-up tip - making it coincidentally perfect for use in the dark. With an amazing 12 different vibration settings (count it!), this vibrator should not be underestimated....
RealTouch Interactive Sex Device Lets You F*** A Virtual Porn Star
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69adget
Posted September 30th, 2009 at 4:51 am
Men have always wanted to be a part of the action in their favorite porn. RealTouch is the first device that makes this fantasy a reality by mimicking vaginal or anal sex complete with heat, lube, motor, and easy clean-up. For real! RealTouch combines stimulation with porn (perfection) to completely immerse the user in the virtual sexual experience. The device plugs into your USB port and works in tandem with the company's pornos to sync with all the action on screen, giving the user a realistic...
Jimmy Jane Platinum Vibe is Good Enough for the Rich & Famous
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69adget
Posted September 29th, 2009 at 5:04 am
Talk about an upgrade. The Little Platinum vibrator from Jimmy Jane is not only a bad-ass way to say "yea, I'm that classy," but this little guy's precious metal provides users with some serious added benefits. The fact that it's made of platinum means you can throw it in the fridge for a completely new sensation. And it's completely waterproof, which makes it great for personal use in the pool or sex in the hot tub... or while on a slip-n-slide, or in the ocean, or the shower, or the arctic... ...
Rubber Duckie Vibrator, You Make Bath Time So Much Fun
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69adget
Posted September 25th, 2009 at 7:36 pm
Modeled after your favorite kids toys, Big Teaze Toys offers "Toys That Play with You!" including vibrating rubber duckies, key chains, and lollipops. What makes these toys great is the fact that they're totally waterproof, reasonably quiet, and completely covert. You could have this rubber ducky sitting on the edge of your tub and no one would even think twice. Could you do that with your double ended dildo? I think not. These personal massagers run on 2 AA batteries and feature a powerful, yet...
The Hand Job Goes High Tech with the Fukuoku Five Finger Massage Glove
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69adget
Posted September 15th, 2009 at 3:31 am
Upgrade that high school style hand job with the Fukuoku Five Finger Massage Glove. This glove is completely waterproof and features 45,000 vibes per minute, compared to the zero your regular hand could do. It runs on three AAA batteries and can be used for a regular old massage, or something more kinky. Since it's waterproof, this glove is perfect for hot tubs, pools, hand jobs, blow jobs or massaging your partner in the shower. This hand washable Nylon/Lycra blend glove features firm plastic p...
