In case a real vagina has never been this close to your face, you can now hang this charm on your cell phone for some face-to-face time. This uber realistic cooter charm adorns your plain old cell phone with this carefully sculpted vagina pendant made out of polymer clay. Don’t worry, this piece of art is reinforced with a protective satin glaze to protect it from wear and tear. Phew! The artist even brags that “the inner labia of the Vagina pendant and clitoral hood have been carefully detailed,” and we salute her for that. Measuring in at 2cm by 1cm, you can purchase this badboy at Etsy for $13.65.