We’ve all heard about the Swedish Penis Enlarger, popularized by Austin Powers. But did you know, that there’s a Clitoris Enhancement Pump? Dr. Kaplan’s Womens Clitoris Enhancement Pump, $69.95 (haha 69), looks like it belongs in an auto body shop but is designed to suck and pump on a woman’s clit to increase pleasure. You use the pump to create suction on your clit, at which point you can remove the pumped and hose and leave the pump attached for added pleasure without the bulkiness. The point of the device is to enhance the size of your clit, which in turn increases sensitivity and appearance.

And in case you’re worried about putting a vacuum on your clit, check out Dr. Kaplan’s credentials:

Dr. Joel Kaplan is a graduate from the University of Chicago and Saybrook Institute in San Francisco, where he received his Ph.D. in clinical psychology and human sexuality. Dr Kaplan has also been awarded Diplomat status with the American Board of Sexology in Washington DC and is a registered sex researcher and certified sex therapist. Today Dr Kaplan is world wide known as the number one authority and pioneer of erection enhancement therapy.

Hmm a pioneer of erection enhancement therapy… ok suck away Dr. Kaplan!