Normally, we’re all about the homemade sex toys. But in one woman’s case, it led her straight to the hospital when she tried to make a sex toy out of an electrical saber tooth saw. KJDSFLDSKJH!??!?! Apparently, her hubby attached the toy to the saw, which in turn cut through the plastic toy and seriously injured the Lexington Park, Maryland woman.

Apparently the act was consensual and there was no crime committed, the sheriff’s office said. Is stupidity a crime?

(Via The Bay Net)