There’s a reason why the Rabbit Vibrator is a toy that has lasted throughout the years and gained infamy among women, men, and pop culture. It’s pretty much the only toy that can make you scream in ways your man never could. The traditional Rabbit design encapsulates three elements: a shaft filled with pearls that rotate, a swirly head, and a clitoral stimulator. The Jesse Jane Smoking Pistol Rabbit Vibrator, $99.95, from Digital Playground has taken the Rabbit technology to the next level by blinging the toy out and giving it the unique “Pirates” once over while maintaining all the classic elements you know and love. Jesse’s Rabbit is one of the four Pirates inspired Rabbit vibrators all modeled after different characters from the Pirates movies. This version of the Rabbit is bubblegum pink with a cool pirate motif like skulls, crossbones, and obviously a pistol shaped clit stimulator.

So you’re in the toy store looking at ten different versions of the Rabbit. Which do you choose? Jesse Jane’s Smoking Pistol Rabbit Vibe will catch you attention. Aside from having Jesse’s face in full pirate gear featured on the front of the package, the packaging itself is clear, which gives you a three sided view so you can see what the vibrator really looks like. I like being able to see what I’m buying and being able to get excited about it. You can see exactly how thick the vibrator is, along with all the controls and details. When you open up the package, the vibrator comes with lined satin pink and black pouch for housing your rabbit. Trust me, this vibrator deserves its own little pouch, separate from your other toys. This vibrator is truly a girl’s toy, something that you can bust out when you’ve had a bad day, or just want to improve an already good day, which is why I’m obsessed with the bubblegum pink color and the attention to detail.

When it comes to design, the Pirates theme is executed throughout the vibrator, from base to tip. The handle itself, made from a velvety-to-touch plastic, is adorned with a magenta swirly motif and is completed with gems. Because why shouldn’t you bling out your vibrator? Aside from looking cute, the gems actually add a little grip when you’re trying to hold on for dear life with lubed up hands. Good thinking DP. Moving up the shaft, the part of the vibrator designed for insertion is made from 100% medical grade TPE, or Thermoplastic elastomer (duh). TPE can be described as a gummy and pliable plastic that lends itself well to moving parts. Even the shaft and head are decorated with the Pirates motif: skulls, pearls, buried treasure, which look cool and provide extra ooos and ahhhs throughout your session thanks to their nubby texture. Inside of the vibrator there are four rows of pearls, which when turned on, move around for added sensation. And the piece de resistance and the namesake, the “smoking pistol” clitoral stimulator, which is designed tickle your clit while you have the rest of the vibrator inside you. Yea. Like I said, it rocks.

Ok, so you’re done looking at your toy and you’re ready to use it. So before you can use the toy, you need to load her up with four AAA batteries. To power the device, you unscrew the bottom of the vibe and insert the batteries. Ok, done. Now the fun part. The toys controls are located at the base and features three buttons. On/off, clit stimulator, shaft rotation. All of the buttons are backlit to make it easier to control when you’re using it in the dark. The button on the left controls the clit stimulator and has seven different settings ranging from light vibration to seriously strong vibration. The button on the right controls the shaft rotation (which means the pearls and the head), which spin and swirl in five different settings. Even if you don’t know what the buttons do or what exactly they control, it’s easy enough to just press the buttons until you find a setting you like. The only downside to such power is that it’s pretty loud. With some other toys my roommate could walk in on me and she probably wouldn’t know I’m using a toy. With this toy, she probably would know I’m using a toy, or at least think I have some kind of egg beater or blender under my bed. Kind of like a boyfriend with bad hair, I am willing to overlook this downfall in order to cash in on the amazing sex I’m about to have with him. And by sex with him, I mean sex with this incredible vibe.

Ok, so we appreciated the toys beauty, we figured out how to turn it on, and now it’s time to use the thing. Finally! This toy is fat and you will need lube. I wouldn’t call it a beginner’s sex toy because it is rather large (1 3/4 inch wide and 10 inches long) and could possible be intimidating for newbies. That being said, if you are looking to invest in a sex toy, this toy is a great addition to your collection because it will not fail you. The major problem with most sex toys is that they focus on a certain type of orgasm. Some focus on G-spot orgasms, while other focus on clitoral stimulation. What makes the Rabbit a LEGEND is the fact that it literally does it all. For a lot of women, achieving a G-spot orgasm is tough and requires some serious leg work. This is the fastest G-spot orgasm I’ve ever had and trust me, I’m not easy to please. The angled head not only swirls, but also vibrates to seriously rock your G-spot. Aside from the G-spot, the toy is so fat (1 3/4″) you will get that awesome full feeling (10″ base to tip with around 6 or 7 inches inseritable) that previously only a guy could provide. And the icing on the cake is obviously the clitoral stimulator that with seven settings vibrates as fast or slow as you want it. You could even use the toy without any penetration and still have a raging orgasm. You can also insert the toy just a little, or all the way in and just by angling the toy you can still maximize the clitoral stimulator. It’s seriously versatile.

If you’re going to take on a classic, it’s important to perfect and take it to the next level, and Digital Playground has done exactly this with the Jesse Jane Smoking Pistol Rabbit Vibrator. The first thing that stands out to be is the design, and the second thing is this toy’s sheer power. Jesse herself explained that she really likes toys strong, and this vibrator is no joke. It can go as soft or as hard as you like. The other thing that makes this toy a must-have for your collection is that it’s not designed to simulate the way sex with a man would feel. It’s not a clit vibe, or a G-spot vibe; it’s an orgasm machine. The swirly, twisting, vibrating action is bound to please no matter what kind of orgasm or sensation you’re into.

The Pros:

• Versatile toy provides G-spot or clitoral orgasms
• Adorable design
• Seemlessly integrates the Pirates theme, which is kind of sexy and sassy
• Does things a (human) man could never do

The Cons:

• It’s not quiet
• It’s fat and a little bit daunting, may not be a great beginner’s toys
• Takes batteries that require charging rather than having a built-in internal battery that can be wall charged