For true baller status, you have to get this gold FU*K Limited vibrator by Jimmy Jane and CITIZEN:Citizen. This limited edition vibe (only 500 available) will set you back $275, but will absolutely be the envy of your friends. Like its naughty cousin, the Little Platinum, this vibrator is waterproof and heat/cold sensitive.

When asked about the vibrator, CITIZEN:Citizen stated: discretion was an important aspect of the original design of the Little Something vibrator line, so the edginess of the products’ intent is sublimated within. With this etching [that reads 'Fuck Design'], we bring the provocation back to the surface and confront the audience with the meaning and context of the object.

This particular design was launched in collaboration with design firm CITIZEN:Citizen during New York City’s Design Week and the International Contemporary Furniture Fair. Because nothing compliments your home decor like a gold plated vibrator engraved with the saying “Fuck Design.” Truly badass.