Cock rings come in many shapes, sizes, and levels of quality. And from the get-go, you can tell that the Lelo Tor pleasure ring ain’t your average cock ring. This bad boy is like the Rolls Royce of cock rings. First of all, it’s name comes from Nordic mythology, which you help you channel your inner God when you’re in bed. And instead of the dinky one speed version, the Tor, $109, has SIX speeds and an intuitive +/- function so you can easily control in while in the heat of the moment.

The toy comes in black (how manly!) or purple and will last two hours on a charge and is creepily quiet like all Lelo products so you won’t be distracted by the strong buzzing sound coming from your nether regions. Winner of the AVN Novelty Expo’s “O Award” for Outstanding Powered Product, this is one toy couple’s SHOULD NOT live without.