This amazingly festive Magical Ball Sex Machine allows for sex sans the human. With a realistic thrusting motion that varies between 60 rpm and 360 rpm (holy hell is that humanly possible?) this guy will give your boyfriend a run for his money. Basically you kneel over the ball, grab onto the handle for support, and ride it like a bucking bronco. The ball is 6.5 inches high and has a 7 inch high foam covered handled for support. It comes with two interchangeable dildos, one of which that’s 7.75 inches long and the other that’s 7 inches. Both have super realistic veiny life-like shafts. At $317 the device comes with a remote control so you can control (or your partner can control) exactly how fast and wild your magical ball sex machine experience will be. And the fact that it’s red and green means it will be a top pick for everyone on Santa’s naughty list!