Octopussy is probably one of the best known and iconic Bond flicks out there (partly because it’s super cheesy), which made it the obvious choice for New Sensations new 3D porn Octopussy A XXX Parody.
“The movie starts off with James Bone (Danny Mountain) waking up with Priya Rai in his bed, and 009 comes in and drops the Faberge egg in his hand, and whispers only one word: ‘Octopussy,’” director Jay Lalls of Funky Monkey Media told AVN. “James then calls up the Prime Minister and fills him in on 009’s death and his cryptic last word. After Priya Rai runs a bath and helps James calm down a little bit, he goes on his way … to a poker tournament that ironically that is being sponsored by Octopussy. But first, he has to get a tuxedo from Bella Buttons (Aletta Ocean), who fits him for the tux and fucks him silly. But afterwards, as they hug, she discreetly steals the Faberge egg out of his pocket. Of course, James knows this and knows that her doing this will lead him closer to this Octopussy character.”
“That evening, he attends the poker tournament and as he walks in, is greeted by Jayden Cole, who plays the poker hostess and gives him his chips,” Lalls continued. “He sits down at the poker table with various characters including Francesca Flush (Phoenix Marie), who is hosting the tournament, and in the end becomes the final player left in the game besides James. James ends up winning the tournament, and as promised receives the Faberge egg as his prize. Francesca takes him into a private room, screws him and then gives him the egg. Back home, James then pulls up the driveway and sees the door wide open. He gets out of his car, runs up the stairs, runs into his bedroom and sees two characters pawing through all of his stuff, one being Octopussy (Audrey Bitoni) and the other her assistant (Dylan Riley). They negotiate about the egg, and James tells her, ‘Why don’t you put on a show for me and maybe you’ll get this egg back?’ The girls do a really sexy girl/girl scene, and when they’re done, James gives them back their egg. I don’t want to give away too much of the plot, so let me just say, they come to a mutual understanding at the end.”
“We’ll be offering a boxed set containing both a 2D version and an anaglyph [red/blue] 3D version,” Lalls said. “Two pairs of glasses will be included with the DVD. From there, the polarized will be released at a later date, and it is in HD.”
Slated for release in May, Octopussy 3D could change the way you look at Roger Moore…forever.
(Via AVN)
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