Tiger Woods Faces Sponsor Rejection, Turns To Porn & Cheating Dating Website?
Posted December 4th, 2009 at 11:02 am
Recently busted for cheating on his wife not once, not twice, but three times, Tiger Woods has fallen far from his iconic clean cut image. Facing rejection from his mainstream sponsors, Tiger has had some interesting prospects from less-than-mainstream projects hoping to snag Tiger as their poster boy. One such site vying for his attention is AshleyMadison.com, the largest dating site for people in relationships (married or otherwise) hoping to cheat. With the tagline ""Life is Short. Have a...
Car Thieves Surprised by Car Full O’ Sex Toys
Posted December 3rd, 2009 at 10:36 am
Car thieves looking to snag some high tech electronics were (pleasantly?) surprised when they broke into a prominent Israeli's sexologist and snagged over 40 vibrators, whips, and the piece de resistance, a single vibrator worth $200 smackaroos.
The thieves probably targeted Shelly Pasternak's car because the sex toys were housed in two metallic cases, similar to cases known to carry electronic audio equipment. These cases were jam packed with 40 vibrators in different colors and sizes, whips...
Tiger Woods Dirty Sext Messages Revealed
Posted December 3rd, 2009 at 10:09 am
You all know that we are huge fans of the sext messages. That being said, it really sucks when your naughtiest get exposed to the whole world. Enter Tiger Woods. His most recent affair was recently exposed and at the center of the scandal was his naughty voicemail and raunchy text messages.
Highlights include:
“I will wear you out...when was the last time you got (bleeped)?”
“Send me something very naughty…Go to the bathroom and take (a picture).”
Not bad for an amateur, ...
Men Love Porn & Therefore Ruined Scientific Study
Posted December 2nd, 2009 at 1:45 pm
A new scientific study had to be nixed because the scientists involved couldn't find a control group of men that hadn't seen some sort of X-rated material.
Professor Simon Louis Lajeunesse, from the University of Montreal, Canada, said: "The objective of my work is to observe the impact of pornography on the sexuality of men, and how it shapes their perception of men and women. We started our research seeking men in their twenties who had never consumed pornography but we couldn't find any...
R.I.P. J Lo Sex Tape. Thanks For Nothing Ex Hubby Ojani Noa!
Posted December 2nd, 2009 at 1:26 pm
So last month we reported that a J Lo sex tape was in the works, to the delight of men worldwide. Sadly, it turns out that J Lo's ex hubby who purportedly announced the tape, is full of crap. On Tuesday, a judge ruled that J Lo's ex, Ojani Noa, cannot use any of his own personal footage in the "documentary" called How I Married Jennifer Lopez: The J.Lo and Ojani Noa Story that the has-been is making. But what about the footage? Jennifer Lopez's lawyer, John Lavely states that "there wasn't anyth...
Get Naked For A Year’s Supply Of Free Wine
Posted December 2nd, 2009 at 9:54 am
To mark their one year anniversary of Naked Wines, a group of e-commerce savvy farmers are asking the question, "What would YOU do naked for a year's supply of free wine?" Taking their contest to Facebook and Twitter, the farmers are getting raunchy and demanding photographic proof.
Rowan Gormley, Founder of Naked Wines asks, “So... for any willing customer, follower or fan, what would you be prepared to do in the buff to win a year's free supply of wine? And to be clear, you have to be pr...
That 70’s Show Porn Cheeses It Up with Sex, Jugs, & Rock ‘N Roll
Posted December 1st, 2009 at 7:48 am
You know when you watch your favorite sitcom on TV and wonder what it would be like if the characters could actually screw? Well thank GOD for spoof pornos that make that dream a reality. For $24.95 you can watch your favorite characters from the G-rated show bang it out a la That 70's Show. With the tagline "Sex, Jugs, and Rock 'N Roll - 70's Style!" you know it's gotta be good....
MiKandi Launches Android Only Porn App Store
Posted December 1st, 2009 at 7:40 am
MiKandi, self described as the “leading Mobile Adult Application Marketplace,” has launched for Android OS, a system used in phones like the Verizon/Motorola DROID, the T-Mobile MyTouch 3G and Sprint’s Samsung Moment/HTC Hero. Porn has previously been edited and censored but thanks to this open source platform, anyone can upload porn apps no matter how raunchy or crazy they might be.
“What we do for the developer is simple,” claims MiKandi on its website. “We provide a way to mark...
Don’t Look Now, These Stuffed Animals Have Vajajays!
Posted November 30th, 2009 at 1:22 pm
What look like regular stuffed animals, have an adult twist with... you guessed it... vaginas! Another great Etsy find, these cute stuffed animals will upgrade your kid collection for $35.
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Vibe Therapy Serene 7 Function Silicone Twist Vibrator Will Make You Twist & Shout
Posted November 30th, 2009 at 1:13 pm
The Vibe Therapy Serene 7 Function Silicone Twist Vibrator takes a different approach with a swirly body and pointed tip for precision stimulation. With 7 different speeds, and a completely waterproof shell, this vibrator is awesome for the shower or bathtub. Costing $74 USD, one user states, "I know it's a lot of money for a vibrator but after testing it to the max, believe me girls, it is worth every penny." Described as "massive" and "huge," this vibrator will seriously upgrade your shower ro...
