VibraWhip: Because You Obviously Need a Vibrating Whip
Posted November 18th, 2009 at 4:59 am
Because obviously you need a whip to add to your repertoire of sex toys, and why not upgrade to the vibrating version, there's the VibraWhip. This whip will send shivers down your spine with the added bonus of vibration. Choose from multiple designs based on your S&M fetish including a Cat & Nine Tails, and various paddle varieties all available from $10 to $35....
Get It On Green Style with Vegan Condoms
Posted November 17th, 2009 at 8:19 am
Apparently, there are dairy products found in regular consumer condoms, making them unfit for vegans. Besides the dairy, many consumer condoms are tested on animals, making them doubly unfit for someone trying to uphold a vegan lifestyle. But does that mean they have to give up safe sex? Nu uh! Thanks to Glyde Vegan Condoms, vegans can get it without worrying about compromising their morals or health. The condoms are still made of natural latex, lubricated, and are available in all the standard ...
Sugar Daddy Ken Dumps Barbie, Moves to Palm Beach
Posted November 17th, 2009 at 8:17 am
Ken, formerly Barbie's man child play thing, has recently gone solo thanks to an increased pay check and change of location. Moving to Palm Beach, Ken has become more of a party dropper than ever. Enter Sugar Daddy Ken. Described as sophisticated and cool wearing a dashing jacquard-patterned jacket, a light pink polo, and crisp white pants, Ken is ready to hit Palm Beach in style. Due to incredibly high demand for sugar daddies, Ken may be hard to find, but he can be yours for $69.99....
Feeling Stressed? Cop a Feel of the Breast Stress Ball
Posted November 16th, 2009 at 1:47 pm
Because obviously if you're feeling stressed the best thing to do is grab a boob or two, the Japanese bring us the breast shaped stressed ball for $29.50. Technically called Oppai in Japanese, (another word for huge tetas), this squishy stress ball weighs in at 4.5 pounds and 5.5" in diameter, which equals a whopping G-cup in bra size. The perfect desk companion for your cube or desk, the aesthetic Oppai will have you feeling less stressed with every cheap feel.
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Female Orgasms on the Rise Thanks to Boehringer Drug
Posted November 16th, 2009 at 9:53 am
Viagra has pretty much revolutionized the way older men get it on. Giving them the ability and drive to perform, there's now buzz around a new drug specifically designed for females to do the same. The once-daily pill developed by Germany's Boehringer Ingelheim, is the first non-hormonal drug for women with low sex drive. The drug known as flibanserin has had promising clinical trials by both increasing a lady's horny factor and by providing her a more satisfying sexual experience.
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Creeptastic Vag Cell Phone Charm Rocks your Celly
Posted November 15th, 2009 at 11:22 am
In case a real vagina has never been this close to your face, you can now hang this charm on your cell phone for some face-to-face time. This uber realistic cooter charm adorns your plain old cell phone with this carefully sculpted vagina pendant made out of polymer clay. Don't worry, this piece of art is reinforced with a protective satin glaze to protect it from wear and tear. Phew! The artist even brags that "the inner labia of the Vagina pendant and clitoral hood have been carefully detailed...
Top 7 Ways to Stay Warm this Winter
Posted November 15th, 2009 at 11:21 am
Cold, miserable winters are about the best time to create some heat with a loved one… or yourself. If you’re picturing a bear skin rug and roaring fire, well, things have come a long way. We’re talking about couples toys and technology to keep things spicy, even in the coldest weather. (more...)...
Ed Hardy Style “Inked” Vibrator Designed for Badasses
Posted November 14th, 2009 at 10:35 am
Now you can take your obsession with Ed Hardy into the bedroom with the "Inked" vibrator. It's the classic six inch vibrator design that changes speed when you twist it. But that's pretty much where the conventional ends. This badass vibrator, $19.95, is completely waterproof for fun in the shower and is made of ABS plastic so it's super smooth. The only problem? The manufactuer recommends putting a condom over the vibrator to preserver the cool tattooed look. Regardless, Inked is still an awe...
Cup&Up Surgical Bra Rivals Pam Anderson Tatas
Posted November 13th, 2009 at 10:45 am
An Israeli company recently developed a way to enhance your boobies different from traditional methods like implants. Described as "Minimally Invasive Mastopexy," the procedure takes a silicone "bra" and attaches it to your ribs with surgical screws. MINIMALLY INVASIVE? The procedure is nicknamed "Cup&Up" and is supposed to keep your puppies lifted throughout the years.
To test this procedure, the MIMs company apparently gave pigs Pamela Anderson-style Cup&Up boobs. "Since the pigskin...
Just in Time For The Holidays, the Candy Cane Vibrator
Posted November 13th, 2009 at 9:36 am
Just in time for the holidays, Spencer's (your favorite store at the mall) just released their Candy Cane Vibrator. For $12.99 you can stuff someone's stocking with the gift that keeps on giving, a single speed vibrating love stick. Like the manufactuer says, "Santa won't be the only one coming this Xmas!" We like it....
