I’d Tap That with The iTap Bullet Vibrator
Posted November 22nd, 2009 at 12:19 pm
If you've ever used a bullet vibrator, you know that you have to deal with a long cord and remote control. Great for use during sex, but the cord is not so awesome. Enter the iTap bullet vibrator. This little egg is great for use during sex in positions like the scissor. Or you can go at it alone. This particular vibrator has 5 different speeds that can be activated by simply tapping the egg. No wires, no remote control, just tap and be tapped....
Levi Johnston Gets Neked, Minus the Full Frontal
Posted November 22nd, 2009 at 11:53 am
The Palin family boytoy Levi Johnston recently went rogue for Playgirl. Yay! Bristol, we finally get why you guys did the no pants dance. This baby daddy bares it all minus the full frontal - boo.
(Via Playgirl)...
Playboy Laptop Sleeve Is Pink But Not So Sexy
Posted November 22nd, 2009 at 11:52 am
Playboy just keeps pumping out the accessories for your iPhone and now your laptop. The Playboy Laptop Sleeve comes in pink (sexist or cute?) and features the famous Playboy bunny logo. It zippers up to protect your laptop from any type of hits but when the sleeve unzips thats when all the fun begins. The Playboy Laptop Sleeve retails for $24 and there are no specifics on exactly what size laptop this actually fits.......
Cheeky Duvet Covers Perf for a Dorm Room or Bachelor’s Pad
Posted November 20th, 2009 at 11:01 am
These cheeky duvet covers might fool onlookers that you actually have a hot neked bod sleeping in bed with you or that you are not wearing those matronly pajamas under the sheets. Choose from a single male, female, or get both in bed with you. A compromise for couple's who may not agree that those flowery grandma-esque covers match their tastes. Available in single, double, queen, and king, and ranging from $40 to $58 USD, these bedsheets are the perfect way to say "yup I look good naked" in you...
Andropenis Uses Forrest Gump Theory of Penis Enlargement
Posted November 20th, 2009 at 11:01 am
Andropenis is an alternative way to increase penis size without drugs or herbal supplements. I kind of think of it as the Forrest Gump leg braces of penis enlargement. Based on the same principles used in African cultures to stretch women's necks, this treatment is guaranteed to lengthen your dick up to 1.6 inches. Besides just lengthening, this treatment corrects Peyronie's disease where your dick hooks to the left or right. But I happen to know ladies who prefer a hooked penis and is 1.6 inche...
Vampire Sex Revealed: Twilight Stars Finally Do It
Posted November 19th, 2009 at 8:53 am
If you have ever wondered what Edward Cullen looks like naked, or you wanted Edward and Bella to finally do more than make out, then why not go for the next best thing and invest in "This Isn't Twilight: the XXX Parody" for $24.95. With everyone from Bell, to Jacob, to Edward himself, you can see your whole Twilight clan fantasies come to life with good old vampire sex. Also including some interracial vampire sex and other members of the cast, there truly is something for everyone in this X-rate...
Jingle Jugs Dancing Wall Ornament: 100% Classy
Posted November 19th, 2009 at 8:52 am
Some people consider their significant other a trophy or eye candy for their friends. Others have to rely on the plastic version. If you want a real-life trophy for your wall or to adorn your office, look no further, Jingle Jugs are here! This 100% classy novelty gift, $34.98, plays the hit song "Titties and Beer" while the boobs jiggle and bounce throughout. The best part? It's (more...)...
On The Go Girls iPhone App Lets You Surf Porn Whenever, Wherever
Posted November 18th, 2009 at 5:00 am
Winner of the sexiest app a few months running, On The Go Girls brings the hottest porn stars directly to your iPhone anywhere, anytime. Available both in HD and medium definition for slower connections, this app is bound to get you your porn fast. With over 100 titles available for download, you will never be far from your collection. This app features the biggest names in porn like Jenna Jameson and Aria available for fast download whether you're on the bus, in class, or (more...)...
VibraWhip: Because You Obviously Need a Vibrating Whip
Posted November 18th, 2009 at 4:59 am
Because obviously you need a whip to add to your repertoire of sex toys, and why not upgrade to the vibrating version, there's the VibraWhip. This whip will send shivers down your spine with the added bonus of vibration. Choose from multiple designs based on your S&M fetish including a Cat & Nine Tails, and various paddle varieties all available from $10 to $35....
Get It On Green Style with Vegan Condoms
Posted November 17th, 2009 at 8:19 am
Apparently, there are dairy products found in regular consumer condoms, making them unfit for vegans. Besides the dairy, many consumer condoms are tested on animals, making them doubly unfit for someone trying to uphold a vegan lifestyle. But does that mean they have to give up safe sex? Nu uh! Thanks to Glyde Vegan Condoms, vegans can get it without worrying about compromising their morals or health. The condoms are still made of natural latex, lubricated, and are available in all the standard ...
