Mood Lipstick Tells Men You’re Ready for Sex
Posted March 16th, 2010 at 8:16 am
A new mood lipstick is supposed to change color based on your level of horniness. Sheer gloss would mean not horny at all, whereas a deep crimson would mean you're ready to do the damn thing. The “Mood Swing Emotionally Active Lip Gloss,” $18, comes with a color chart explaining the various colors and their matching moods. What a great conversation starter....
Adult Sex Trick App Provides No Explanation But You’ll Probably Download it Anyway
Posted March 15th, 2010 at 8:13 am
It's an iPhone app with zero explanation but the name "Adult Sex Trick." Is that enough to make you download it? Apparently yes, since apps like this one have been topping the app store top ten list again and again. But what's the trick? Once you (more...)...
Vulva Original Vagina Scented Perfume Will Get You Laid?
Posted March 13th, 2010 at 9:17 am
I would say the scent of vaj teeters between turning guys or gals on, to severely turning them off. It's a fine line. But then again, so are some scents. For those of you that are turned on by some tasty vaj, there's Vulva Original. This is a sweet combination of urine, sweat, and lady arousal juice, and rather than (more...)...
Too Faced Walk of Shame Survival Kit so You Look Less like a Hot Mess Leaving Your Hottie’s House
Posted March 13th, 2010 at 8:59 am
We've all done it. The infamous walk of shame. And there is nothing worse than leaving your cutie's house and facing the non-hungover world in last night's outfit, high heels, and smeared makeup. With Too Faced cosmetic's Walk of Shame Kit, $38, (more like a survival kit or first aid kit), you can make yourself up a little bit so you look like less of a crackhead on your walk home and more of the (more...)...
If You Love Sasha, You Will Love Sasha Grey’s Deep Penetration Vibrating Pussy and Ass
Posted March 12th, 2010 at 8:15 am
For Sasha Grey fans, you will be happy to know the superstar has released a replica of her own pussy and ass, appropriately named the Sasha Grey Deep Penetration Vibrating Pussy and Ass. The star partnered with sex toy original gangsters Doc Johnson to create the first ever deep penetration sex toy directly molded from Sasha Grey herself. (more...)...
You Asked for It, the Gay Jersey Shore Parody, Jersey Score
Posted March 11th, 2010 at 8:18 am
MTV's hit series, Jersey Shore was one of the biggest hits of the summer. And when there's a big hit, you know there's going to be a porn parody version. We first heard about the hetero version a few months ago, but thanks to Jet Set, we can now expect an awesome gay version. What's cool about this version, is that it stays true to the original TV show: they party, fight, and then they make up. But in this movie, (more...)...
iPhone App Recommends Best Date Spot to Take Your Wife, Mistress, Buddies…
Posted March 11th, 2010 at 8:00 am
If you're in New York City, you know you're going to have a lot of choices of where to grab a drink or a bite to eat. But if you're hoping to take your mistress out to dinner, you most certainly don't want to bring her to your neighborhood eatery where you take your wife every Wednesday. That's where the UrbanDaddy iPhone app comes in. This application lets you choose the day, (more...)...
Forget the App Store, Xobile Gives You Mobile Porn – Yay!
Posted March 10th, 2010 at 8:28 am
We all know that the app store is strict when it comes to what they will and will not allow for adult applications. With Xobile, you can download mobile phone porn until your heart's content. What's great about this content provider is that the site adapts to the best mobile format for whichever phone you're viewing it on. For example, you open (more...)...
69 Positions Lite iPhone App Helps the Uninspired Do It
Posted March 10th, 2010 at 8:14 am
For someone looking for new positions to try with their sweetheart, or for someone who is simply uninspired in the bedroom there's the 69 Positions Lite iPhone App. One of the few saucy apps to survive the great apple store purge of 2010, 69 Positions provides you with a menu of different choices ranging from "oral" to "cowgirl style variations" and even "rear entry." Click on your category of choice and you'll get visual cues from the app with a break down of each position. One commenter even n...
Titty F**k Your Way to Happiness with Trap Breasts
Posted March 9th, 2010 at 12:44 am
Most of the time you see an onahole that functions only as a pocket pussy. For those who like to titty fuck there are few options. Fear not breast men! There is now the W Trap Breasts, $42, to act as a pocket titty or asshole for your to have fun with. The asshole side lets your member slide right in while the breast side also has a hole that lets you titty fuck your way to happiness. Yay!...
