Talk about an upgrade. The Little Platinum vibrator from Jimmy Jane is not only a bad-ass way to say “yea, I’m that classy,” but this little guy’s precious metal provides users with some serious added benefits. The fact that it’s made of platinum means you can throw it in the fridge for a completely new sensation. And it’s completely waterproof, which makes it great for personal use in the pool or sex in the hot tub… or while on a slip-n-slide, or in the ocean, or the shower, or the arctic… oh yea, and you can put it in the dishwasher too and it won’t rust or tarnish.

Retailing for only $395, the Little Platinum certainly doesn’t come cheap. It measures in at 5.25″ long and .67″ in diameter, which means it’s primarily designed for shallow penetration or on-the-spot stimulation. This vibrator is probably one of the quietest around, with a tuned frequency to provide a “deep and resonant sensation.”