When you first start dating someone, it’s always cupcakes and rainbows. But sometimes when you get a little deeper, you start to realize that the catch you were once smitten with, is actually a raging psychopath. And nothing reveals a true psycho like the voicemail. Texts don’t capture the psychoness, e-mails don’t capture the psychoness, it’s all about the voicemail. And one man named Mark, his girlfriend was so crazy with voicemails, he felt forced to create a website.

Mark says, “There comes a time in most relationships that one of the two parties wants to end it – and about that time all hell breaks loose.  This is a great example of that hell breaking loose. As the story goes, I dated this older woman for about 8 months. We were pretty serious but had some communication issues. Well, as you’ll see, she had no problem communicating her feelings. Its hard enough getting over someone.  When she leaves you in excess of 50 psychotic voicemails, it makes it even harder.  So, lets have some fun getting over her by starting a website.  I hope you enjoy my personal pain as much as my friends have.”

And then Mark goes on to post over 50 voicemails that best portray his exes inner psycho. And seriously, you need to hear these. Listen here.