A royal British cavalryman was recently outed as being a “Internet pervert” for using his status to lure them into his royal love den. Hello, this guy is being prosecuted?! Every guy on the planet is a) an Internet pervert and b) guilty of over exaggerating his status to score women.

The Queen’s cavalryman, Captain Tari Mundawarara, is apparently in charge of the changing of the guard in Britain’s Buckingham palace by day, and runs wild orgies in his royal bachelor’s pad by night. Mundawarara has been outed as using the pickup line “”How would you like to get ****** by a cavalryman in a royal guardroom?” Wow. He apparently used the same pickup line to lure two blonds into his royal quarters with the promise of a threesome. Unfortunately, these two blonds happened to be reporters rather than real swingers, but had he used the same pickup line on two other blonds, it probably would have worked… or not.

(Via News of the World UK)