Well nothing like ringing in the New Year with a new vibe. SaSi is practically a portable tongue that looks a lot less menacing than the Sqweel. It features a smooth, rounded massage head that undulates under a thin material creating a kneading sensation that can be customized for your enjoyment. The best part about of this is the next time you want to give it a whirl, the SaSi will remember what you like and do the same pattern all over again. So much better than telling your guy or gal “no no to the left – no no to the right – URGH!” SaSi retails for $149 and doesn’t leave you frustrated.