I recently came across an article from mega tech site Gizmodo about one of their writer’s experience with the Fleshlight. We’ve all heard about semi-mythic stories about guys jerking off into what looks like an energy drink – sometimes interesting, sometimes intriguing, but most of the time plain old creeptastic. But I guarantee that I can screw furniture just as successfully and look way hotter doing it. That’s where the Vibrating Chair comes in.

This pink inflatable vibrating chair has a pink jelly dildo built directly into the seat (something that every chair should have). The dildo vibrates and has a remote, so you can change the vibrating dildo’s speed while you bounce up and down on the inflatable hassock. Or, give the remote to your partner and let them play with the speeds while you go to town. Somewhat resembling one of those old school Hop Balls from back in the day (you know the balls you sit on and bounce around with the handles?) this chair allows for similar, but enhanced, fun. Considering that there’s no other person involved, you can bounce as much as you want without worrying about anyone else’s comfort, limbs, or other body parts for only £39.97 (US $55.96). Now you tell me what’s hotter: jerking off into a can, or bouncing away on a jelly dildo chair? Bounce on ladies, bounce on.

Check out Gizmodo’s review of the Fleshlight: