Often compared to the Robotech Thruster (yikes!), manufacturers claim that the Ona Max Revolution, $235, is the only “sex machine” you need. Use it conjunction with a dildo, anal plug, or even Fleshlight for a completely motorized experience that brings your ho hum sex toys to life. Onahole, apparently a fancy word for a plastic vaj, lets you strap it on, stand it up, or use it like a handheld machine and harness all the power of two internal 6 volt vibrating rotators. Plug it in, charge it up, and you’ll be ready for a wild night. Thankfully the manufacturer even includes lotion! Thanks!