Unlike it’s bulky cousin the Fleshlight that resembles an over sized energy drink can, the Tenga Egg,  $32, is small, unassuming, and designed for one time use. Called Clicker, Wavy and Spider, It’s basically a three pack of eggs that each house a ribbed jelly sleeve that will enhance your most intimate session with yourself. This device is made for men only, so all you need to do is insert yourself into the spider web patterned sleeve and go to town. It even comes with a pint sized package of lube. How cute! What makes it cool, is that if someone comes across this toy in your bedroom or egg carton, they aren’t going to freak out and go running out the door because it’s actually pretty discreet. So you may actually find yourself screaming  “leggo my eggo!!!”