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The letters come from Santa or Mrs. Claus’s return address completely wrapped in Christmas themed paper. Choose from one of four Christmas themed naughty template letters and get a free Christmas condom with your order. All orders placed by December 15th are guaranteed to arrive by December 24th, just in time to tell your lover exactly how dirty they really are.