There’s nothing like a good old interjection of “that’s what she said,” when someone mentions how tired their legs are, or how hard or big that thing is. And thankfully, there’s now a $.99 iPhone and Android app for this fabulous saying that says “that’s what she says” in all different tones and voices. Described by the Urban Dictionary as “the most versatile joke on the planet,” uses for “that’s what she said” include:

“I think we can fit that in with the rest of them.”
“That’s what she said.”

“Make sure it’s long enough.”
“That’s what she said!”

“It hurts a little but it’s not too bad.”
“THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID!!”