As the Tiger Woods body count rises and more and more women come forward with tales of Tiger’s bedroom hole-in-ones, porn producers are seeing dollar signs in an official Tiger Woods porn. The first to jump on the Tiger Woods porn trend is Cash Markman, a veteran porn director and script writer who pulled together a crew of porn stars in under two days.

Cash Markman states, “When I saw the headlines breaking, I thought, ‘That’s got to be a parody,’ and I even thought the title should be Tiger’s Got Wood, but I didn’t do anything about it. Then Charlie called me up and asked if I was available to do it, so I had to write the script in one day. But I was laughing while I was writing it and everybody was laughing while we were shooting it, so I guess it works. And we had like two days to put it together, and we were so lucky to get Jonny Slim because he’s not a bad match for Tiger; a lot better than any other I’ve seen. When you do a parody, you usually try to get someone who looks at least in the ballpark.”

“We got Diana Doll to play Tiger’s wife, having a revenge fuck with Evan Stone,” Markman stated. “She’s delightful. She’s Czechoslovakian, and of course Tiger’s real wife is Swedish, but she’d got that European thing going. She reminds me of one of the Gabor sisters; I’d like to do a Green Acres parody with her. She would be ideal. She had a ball, because I don’t think anyone’s ever let her do this before. Usually, you bring them out, they have sex and you send them home. She got to chase him with a golf club, she got to attack his car, she got to break dishes over his head, and she had so much fun doing this—I’ve never heard her scream so much. All the girls we booked had a resemblance to one of the mistresses.”

“The whole point is to get it out quickly while the news is still hot, and before other people start putting out things of this type,” Markman explained. “I think this will be the best one. We shot over at Remmet Studios, and we used a locker room and a shower set; we used a green screen for the news broadcasts; we used the bar, and we used one hotel room with a corridor. … We rushed it, but it’s not going to feel rushed.”

The movie is slated for release at the upcoming AVN Adult Entertainment Expo happening in January in Las Vegas. Woot woot we can’t wait!

(Via AVN)