We all have many things to be thankful for this Thanksgiving. One of them is all the booty we’ve been getting lately. And if we haven’t been getting any booty, we can at least be thankful for all the amazing toys that have helped rock our world in between bad boyfriends and sub par lady friends. This Thanksgiving, as much as we love spending time with our family members, most of the time we find ourselves trying to sneak away for an alone moment. Whether you’re sneaking away alone,  or you have someone else who’d like to join, the top five Turkey Day toys to keep you basting your lover will help Thanksgiving become your favorite holiday.

The Traditional Turkey Baster
When Grandma isn’t looking, go ahead and grab the turkey baster! Just do it. The turkey baster can be used for so many applications. If you’re a lady, you can use it to apply suction to your clit to intensify satisfaction, or fill it with someone warm and make your own ejaculating dildo! So much better than a moist turkey.

Thanksgiving Stuffing – Refined
There’s nothing like an oversized vibrator dildo to make you think of Thanksgiving stuffing in a whole new way.

Remote Control Jammer
If you’re sick of watching football and want to get busy with your significant other, cut the Turkey Day game short with the TV-B-Gone. This bad boy is a universal remote control that will turn off any TV when you’re feeling the urge.

Mobile Porn
Even if you’re stuck at Grandma’s house with no Internet connection, you can hopefully tap into 3G and download some mobile porn. PornHub Mobile lets you DL porn, fast, for a quickie in the bathroom.

Fingertip Vibrator
Slip it in your purse or pocket for some under the table action during the big meal. This particular finger vibe from Trojan is cheap, tiny, and runs on a watch battery. Trust us, your lady will be thanking you.