Apparently what happens behind closed doors isn’t so private anymore, thanks to Love Honey’s “UK Sex Map.” This interactive map reveals what’s really going on in oh-so-proper UK towns. Stats like which townsfolk are having the most sex, spending the most on sex toys, and which towns are the freakiest can all be found on the website.

How did the company compile these stats short of busting into bedrooms? They took an anonymous sample of more than 500,000 orders placed on LoveHoney.com and aggregated the data into regions that match the population statistics from the UK Census, then divided the amount of money spent in each region by the number of people who live there to reveal the average amount of money spent on sex and sex toys. Woh. Complicated!

A handy tool for freaks looking to relocate, you can find your fellow Brits who are into bondage or relocate to an area where your chances of getting laid are higher.

Check out the sex forecast for the UK this month: