We get product pitches all the time, but the USB Boob Lamp might be the best one yet. So much so, that we’re gonna share it with you.

“Apparently, this USB Boob Lamp is specially made for lonely men who want some sexy touching of boobs while they’re sitting in front of the computer. Simply push the nipple to switch the LED light on or off. It should serve as a great Father’s day gift for any lonely fathers.”

You can pick up the USB Boob Lamp for $10.99

(Thanks GearDiary!)