The 225 pound beast of an iPod speaker will seriously blast your tunes so loud that your neighbors will stop complaining about the loud sex you’re having, and start complaining about your small obsession with your Ace of Base playlist. The Wall of Sound, $5,000, is the world’s most powerful iPod dock with 28 speakers, tube amplification, and 125 watts of power. Or, you could hook it up to your OhMiBod vibrator and have the world’s largest orgasm to match your world’s largest iPod dock. Yahtzee!

(Via Nerve)